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mcgavinsgirl
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Re: My favorite
« Reply #15 on May 19, 2006, 1:19am »

oh ok thank you

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Re: My favorite
« Reply #16 on Jul 13, 2006, 4:44pm »

Your going to a hotel with no windows.

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Re: My favorite
« Reply #17 on Jul 15, 2006, 5:17pm »

that was a good one too , hinklea

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Re: My favorite
« Reply #18 on Sept 24, 2006, 10:29pm »

-"(talking about Tim)Our fearless leader fired his weapon in the car."-Leland

-"Not a capture, but a correction."-Leland

-"Why are we always busting people at McDonald's?"-Dog

-"Fe, fi, fo, fum, look out Bozo, here we come!"-Dog

-"I don't care who you are. My mom messes up, she's going to jail."-Tim

-"(about Dog) He's more afriad of dirt he can't see than fugitives."-Duane Lee

-"Justin, you be real careful."-Dog
"Yes, my Auntie. I mean, yes, my Uncle! Oh, nuts!"-Justin

-"I think it's easier to hunt a man."-Leland

-"It's like a woman's main job, outsmarting a man."-Beth

-"Got my fugitive stomping boots on, here."-Tim

-"This is like picking up John Gotti for traffic tickets."-Dog

-"Honest mistakes deserve second chances."-Leland

-"We got a whole pack of criminals running through this family."-Beth

-"You can't sell dope, you can't sell bunk dope. NO dope!"-Beth

-"Just because he doesn't have a record, doesn't mean he isn't dangerous!"-Tim

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Re: My favorite
« Reply #19 on Sept 24, 2006, 10:35pm »

Oh, just thought of this one. In "Cupid in Cuffs", they made Leland (who agreed with a lot of reluctance) go up to a lady's door with a Valentine gift. When they got there, she didn't live at the house anymore. While they were eating lunch, Beth got a call from an informant.

-"I have the number of the girlfriend of the girl we're chasing."-Beth
-silence from Leland and Duane Lee
-"Ok, I said, I have the number of the GIRLFRIEND of the GIRL we're chasing."-Beth
-laughter from Duane Lee
-"Man, I'm playing in the wrong ball park."-Leland
-"He's striking out all the time."-Duane Lee

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Re: My favorite
« Reply #20 on Sept 25, 2006, 10:29pm »

-"Lolly, Lolly, Icehead!"-Beth

-"This guy has mace my face written all over him."-Tim

-"(Beth is putting makeup on Cecily)Dad said NO makeup!"-Cecily
-"OK, I'll take that under advisement."-Beth

-"Tim, get out your binoculars so you can see a tick on a hound's ass."-Dog

-"My dad is a mama's boy, just like all us Chapmans."-Leland

-"You look up the word whipped in the dictionary, you see a picture of my dad."-Leland
-"Leland, what's that noise you're making?"-Dog
-"Wsshh!(whip cracking sound)"-Leland

-"If you can't find a cop, find a UPS truck!"-Dog

-"(to Leland)Show Pops how it's actually done!"-Duane Lee

-"Crime does not stop at darkness."-Dog

-"I think all women are crazy."-Tim

-"What, you guys went out for a smoke break and caught the guy?"-Beth

-"I'm over here in the mosquito patch."-Leland

-"Whose life we gonna ruin today?"-Dog

-"Yee haw, it's on!"-Dog

-"Best way, brah, quick, silent...GONE!"-Leland

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