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Post by mcgavinsgirl on May 19, 2006 1:19:58 GMT -5
oh ok thank you
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Post by hinklea on Jul 13, 2006 16:44:04 GMT -5
Your going to a hotel with no windows.
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Post by shonda on Jul 15, 2006 17:17:02 GMT -5
that was a good one too , hinklea
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Post by lelandlover on Sept 24, 2006 22:29:39 GMT -5
-"(talking about Tim)Our fearless leader fired his weapon in the car."-Leland
-"Not a capture, but a correction."-Leland
-"Why are we always busting people at McDonald's?"-Dog
-"Fe, fi, fo, fum, look out Bozo, here we come!"-Dog
-"I don't care who you are. My mom messes up, she's going to jail."-Tim
-"(about Dog) He's more afriad of dirt he can't see than fugitives."-Duane Lee
-"Justin, you be real careful."-Dog "Yes, my Auntie. I mean, yes, my Uncle! Oh, nuts!"-Justin
-"I think it's easier to hunt a man."-Leland
-"It's like a woman's main job, outsmarting a man."-Beth
-"Got my fugitive stomping boots on, here."-Tim
-"This is like picking up John Gotti for traffic tickets."-Dog
-"Honest mistakes deserve second chances."-Leland
-"We got a whole pack of criminals running through this family."-Beth
-"You can't sell dope, you can't sell bunk dope. NO dope!"-Beth
-"Just because he doesn't have a record, doesn't mean he isn't dangerous!"-Tim
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Post by lelandlover on Sept 24, 2006 22:35:38 GMT -5
Oh, just thought of this one. In "Cupid in Cuffs", they made Leland (who agreed with a lot of reluctance) go up to a lady's door with a Valentine gift. When they got there, she didn't live at the house anymore. While they were eating lunch, Beth got a call from an informant.
-"I have the number of the girlfriend of the girl we're chasing."-Beth -silence from Leland and Duane Lee -"Ok, I said, I have the number of the GIRLFRIEND of the GIRL we're chasing."-Beth -laughter from Duane Lee -"Man, I'm playing in the wrong ball park."-Leland -"He's striking out all the time."-Duane Lee
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Post by lelandlover on Sept 25, 2006 22:29:22 GMT -5
-"Lolly, Lolly, Icehead!"-Beth
-"This guy has mace my face written all over him."-Tim
-"(Beth is putting makeup on Cecily)Dad said NO makeup!"-Cecily -"OK, I'll take that under advisement."-Beth
-"Tim, get out your binoculars so you can see a tick on a hound's ass."-Dog
-"My dad is a mama's boy, just like all us Chapmans."-Leland
-"You look up the word whipped in the dictionary, you see a picture of my dad."-Leland -"Leland, what's that noise you're making?"-Dog -"Wsshh!(whip cracking sound)"-Leland
-"If you can't find a cop, find a UPS truck!"-Dog
-"(to Leland)Show Pops how it's actually done!"-Duane Lee
-"Crime does not stop at darkness."-Dog
-"I think all women are crazy."-Tim
-"What, you guys went out for a smoke break and caught the guy?"-Beth
-"I'm over here in the mosquito patch."-Leland
-"Whose life we gonna ruin today?"-Dog
-"Yee haw, it's on!"-Dog
-"Best way, brah, quick, silent...GONE!"-Leland
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Post by lizzy23 on Jan 31, 2007 16:29:08 GMT -5
Another one bits a dust
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Post by lelandlover123 on Jan 31, 2007 20:55:17 GMT -5
i love leland
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Post by malakina on Feb 19, 2008 16:11:29 GMT -5
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